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dr-watsons-lover:

iampox:

Ten pictures that will make you love advertising

This right here is what advertising should be. Not sexualizing men and women. Just clever little things like this.

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whoredinarygirl:

anytime a guy says “that’s what she said” always reply with “not to you”

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"God is a comedian, playing to an audience too afraid to laugh."

- Voltaire, The man outspoken against the Catholic church.  (via livescope)

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sorry:

I read an article the other day that said, “if you drink every day you are an alcoholic.” Thank god I only drink every night

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lordio:

this is amazing

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Fictitious Dishes, Famous Meals From Literature by Dinah Fried

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