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sluttyoliveoil:

once my friend was waiting for her mom to pick her up and she called her mom and her mom said “im on my way, the traffic is just slow, im coming” and my friend went “mom i called the house phone”

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jakeenglish:

eytancragg:

jakeenglish:

the best part of an oreo is the black cookie part and not the frosting part

deal with it

darkness without light is an abyss

light without darkness is blinding

you cannot have a coin with one side.

yo socrates it’s a fucking cookie

(Source: lalna, via palmist)

thegaywomenchannel:

sexyorangeslice:

Til Lease Do Us Part Episode 2

#Shikka

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frekhl:

littledisneyguide:

is that last one dead?

favorite gif omf
the lsat one is barely breathing you can see it

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