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Can everyone just stop and imagine how incredible a Wes Anderson version of Lolita would be? Humbert Humbert plays out like a Wes Anderson character as it is, the calamitous and ultimately tragic nature of his monstrous character is hilarious beyond moral reasoning. He’s hopeless from start to…


Ballpoint pen drawings by Ler Huang illustrator from Taiwan.


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once my friend was waiting for her mom to pick her up and she called her mom and her mom said “im on my way, the traffic is just slow, im coming” and my friend went “mom i called the house phone”

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the best part of an oreo is the black cookie part and not the frosting part

deal with it

darkness without light is an abyss

light without darkness is blinding

you cannot have a coin with one side.

yo socrates it’s a fucking cookie

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Til Lease Do Us Part Episode 2


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