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anytime a guy says “that’s what she said” always reply with “not to you”

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"God is a comedian, playing to an audience too afraid to laugh."

- Voltaire, The man outspoken against the Catholic church.  (via livescope)

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I read an article the other day that said, “if you drink every day you are an alcoholic.” Thank god I only drink every night

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this is amazing

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Fictitious Dishes, Famous Meals From Literature by Dinah Fried

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"Women are afraid of meeting a serial killer. Men are afraid of meeting someone fat."


When Strangers Click, a 2011 documentary about online dating.

It reminds me of that famous Margaret Atwood quote: “Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.” It also reminds me of something written by one of the mods of Sex Worker Problems: “Misandry irritates. Misogyny kills.”

I mean, it’s just true.

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