"I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, ‘Where’s the self-help section?’ She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose."
- George Carlin (via fourteendrawings)
i never even thought about how casper was a dead little kid
"kids could u lighten up a little"
(Source: gosimpsonic, via all-work-and-no-play)
I’m going to start applying this to everyday life.
But did you die?!
(Source: sergeantcolbert, via pizza)